What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are narcissists happy people generally?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What makes you feel guilty the most?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die